- Liz: That's my favourite drink! I keep a flask of it next to my toilet you misheard me.
- Liz: Boy, it must be great to dump your problems on other people, Jack
- Air Marshall: I'm just a business man. I'm going on a business trip. I'm not an air Marshall
- Jack: I never sleep on planes I don't wanna get incepted
- Jack: My God! Indian: Which one? Jack: You are going to wish u were never born! Indian: Which time?
- There are only 2 things I love in this world: everybody and television
- I don't like hypothetical situations . Its like lying to your brain
- Kenneth u have a good heart. I hope u get into a car accident someday so I can have it #30Rock
- Kenneth: Miss Lemon, may I speak with you? Liz: Sure. Can you walk and talk? Kenneth: Uh... usually, but now you got me thinking about it. #30Rock
- Drugs during childbirth? Isn't the whole point to feel God punishing you? - Kenneth
- Jack: the secret to a healthy head of hair is Dove... blood.
- In high school I was voted: Most.
- Jack: Lemon, we have news. Like God I created man. We're having a boy #30Rock
- Jack: "We sure had quite a year." Liz: "What are u talking about?... its only May!" Jack: "Shhh."
- Jack: "We sure had quite a year." Liz: "What are u talking about?... its only May!" Jack: "Shhh."
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