- watch this (claps twice while shushing the class) I own the shush-clap
- you can't hear the world laughing at you if you're laughing harder
- for the love of my life: cham pag ne
- Tell him to make his mouth a little more poutier. Wha? U can see through the blindfold?! No.... I'm just a little bit psychic
- captain emo has been following me around and vomiting "I love yous" all over me all day
- kissing is for shavers
- You must have been like "help I'm trapped in a cliché"
- the elliptical has been my bitch lately (shows off legs)
- Laurie is so up in my grill that I had to pretend to go to work just to get away from her
- Surprise friend attack!
- You should get matching tattoos like these! If I get drunk later I'm totally making this real! Thanx, but I think I'll save that idea for when I'm in prison with another dude.
- Laurie: Prince Charles! That's what I'm gonna say now when I wanna throw up
- "Its called being nice, ever heard of it?" "Niiice? Oh u you made that up?!"
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