• My son got an A- on his test. An A- is an Asian F.
  • Sue: I can't expel a kid for shoving . He'll just say "I didn't mean to shove that kid, he tripped" and that excuse works like a charm, I use it all the time.
  • My power rangers got married and divorced in so many different combinations it was like
  • Sue, you can't tame the tiger - you've read my tattoos
  • Mr S: I thought we were friends. Sue: That got boring
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