• I can't see... its cold and warm and dark and light
  • Titan: I thought u were dead! Metroman: My death was greatly exaggerated
  • Okay minion, you were right, I was...less right
  • this must be very thrilling for you
  • I should rescue you a few times before we get romantic
  • whats your name? Just kidding, I know everything about you
  • honestly! If I didn't know any better I'd say this is your first day of being evil.
  • Bernard: I'm not allowed to insult guests directly
  • Minion: that sir, is called a window. All the kids are looking through them
  • spider? Ah yes! Even the smallest bite from arachnis deathacus will instantly paralyse you!
  • I love u metroman! And I love you random citizen!
  • I'd be watching u like a dingo watches a baby. Okay maybe not like that
  • His heart is an ocean inside a bigger ocean
  • he would win some, I would almost win others
  • There's no place like evil lair
  • la la la la la la la la loving u is easy coz ur wonderful and everything that I do is part of loving you aaahaaahaaahaaaahaaaaaaa
  • Is this a robbery? Coz the lady across the hall has way better stuff than me
  • "Haha that was such a funny story and brilliantly told by the way! Okay now you tell one!"
  • cautiously optimistic and pleasantly confused
  • honestly if I didn't know any better I would think this was your first day at being evil
jul 20 2012 ∞
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