- Phoebe: "Monica, could I talk to you behind my menu please?"
- Ross re sumo wrestlers: " Ironically they're the guys who were picked last in gym class."
- Rachel re Ross & Julie's relationship: "Isn't that great! Isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit on your neck fantastic?!"
- Monica: "Joey, they're not real! See, honk, honk!" Chandler: "Wow it's like porno for clowns."
- Chandler to Joey: "Okay, you have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance!"
- After Rachel moans at everyone and storms out, Chandler: "I don't care what you guys say, something is bothering her."
- Joey: "Ross, tell him. Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?!" Ross: "Yes. Yes it is. In prison!"
- Chandler: Joey, quick, change lives with me
- Phoebe: I need to call my mom and ask her a left-handed-cooking question
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