Harry Potter

• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:
  • Mr. Weasley: Morning, Weasleys!
  • All: Morning, dad!
  • Mr. Weasley: What a night. Nine raids. NINE!
  • Harry to Ron: Raids?
  • Ron: Dad works in the Ministry of Magic, in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office. Dad loves muggles, thinks they're fascinating.
  • Mr. Weasley: Well now *sits down and looks at Harry* And who are you?
  • Harry: Sorry sir. I'm Harry sir, Harry potter.
  • Mr. Weasley: Good Lord. Are you really? Well, Ron has told us all about you of course. When did he get here?
  • Mrs. Weasley: This morning. Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night!
  • Mr. Weasley: Did you really? How did it go?
  • All: *Starts ranting*
  • Mrs. Weasley: *slaps Mr. Weasley on shoulder*
  • Mr. Weasley: I mean.. that was very wrong indeed boys! Very wrong of you!
  • Ron and Harry: *Look at eachother and share a smile*
  • Mr. Weasley: Now Harry, you must know all about Muggles? Tell me, what exaclty is the funtion of a rubber duck?

At that question you can wipe me from the floor.