- "Everyone knows fucking pikachu." - Jackie
- "This guy killed two...oh wait, it's a woman." - Jackie
- "I hope people send me mean e-mails." - Jackie
- "Can I have some honey for this bitch?" - Jackie
- "Sporks, what it is? A spoon or a fork? But whatever it is, it bites." - Jackie
- "Dad made me into this vampire thing, now he's telling me I can't do it. What the fuck Mom?" - Jackie
- "Edward, stop you're killing her. Edward, stop. EDWARD! Damn it! I have to do everything myself! You are so grounded!" - Me.
mar 22 2009 ∞
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