- I have this feeling that my cellphone is going to ring, and it does!
- I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
- I wish you could mute your parents sometimes.
- BRB. I'm not actually going anywhere, you're just being very annoying.
- Calling someone hoping they won't answer.
- I always skip the first piece of bread
- I edit forwards with bad spelling before I resend them.
- I Wish Music Played During Epic Moments of My Life and Not Just in Movies.
- Would you like some epic with that fail?
- Oh, you guys are hanging out? Funny, yesterday you were talking about her.
- Ok, Mom/Dad I got the point, you can stop talking now
- Thanks to Ed Hardy I recognize morons right away
- Regretting telling someone something just after telling them.
- MSN taught me how to type fast
- I Have Written The Title Of An Essay - It's Time For A Break.
- Staring blankly at an exam paper thinking "Damn! I wish I paid more attention in class"
- I know you are lying, I just don't want to be rude and tell you.
dec 29 2009 ∞
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