Also, they're overplayed.

• God Bless the USA - Lee Greenwood
• Schmaltzy, annoying, saptastic songs
  • Wind Beneath My Wings
  • I Hope You Dance
• I Will Survive
• country songs
• Christian/gospel/I LUUVS ME SOME JAYSUS! crappy songs
• songs that try to canonize dead gangsta rappers
• All I Want for Christmas is You needs to die now, thank you!

Artists:

• Lady Gaga
• Justin Bieber
• Miley Cyrus
• Disney people/teenyboppers from hell
• Rebecca Black

• Hawaiian Punch-flavored Bubble Yum
• Kids Incorporated on TV
• The way Funny Bones USED to taste when they were bone-shaped and had more peanut butter in them. :(
• Roundhouse
• Being young enough to go in the ball pit and other kid rides
• The 80's in general
• my cat (RIP Minou)
• Being surprised to wake up on Christmas morning and see dozens of presents under the tree
• getting under the covers in bed, with stuffed animals, and feeling safe
• gathering around with the family to watch TV
• going to school the very first day of the year
• leaving school for the summer
• arcades - there's only like one or two ar...

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• Sesame Street (why did they screw with it?)
• The Electric Company (sensing a theme here?)
• The Letter People
• Mister Rogers' Neighborhood

Sorry, folks, I was only born in '76, so it's nearly all educational.

• Go Fish
• Crazy 8's
• Poker
• Blackjack/21
• Slapjack
• War
• BS (I'm not really sure of the validity of this game;friends taught it to me)
• Old Maid

• blurple , apparently
• naustalgia
  • When other people's nostalgia makes you want to barf
• fantagonize
  • To annoy and disrupt someone who is clearly enjoying something
• fantagonist
  • One who fantagonizes
• kidtastrophe
  • An event only traumatic to people under 18 years of age
• towheadity
  • The state of being perpetually blonde
    • also see Cindybradidation

• Lots of cheeses!
  • Extra sharp cheddar
  • Provolone
  • cheese sticks
  • Swiss cheese
  • port wine cheese logs
  • even spray cheese!
• Ginger snaps or gingerbread cookies
• Ovaltine - all the kinds!
• The kind of instant noodles that I like
• Blue cheese dressing
• rye bread
• pumpernickel bread
• THIN cold cuts
  • salami!
  • pastrami!
• pasta salad
• Hidden Valley Ranch dressing, the good stuff!

• The fact that I can't always express my opinion, even though it's just as valid as everyone else's.
• Bullying never caught the public eye until they found gay victims - it's not right for ANYONE to suffer at the hands of bullies!
• The tendency of people to turn anything at all into a hot-button issue.
• The horrendous spelling and grammar skills of US teenagers and 20-somethings
• Xenophobic narrow-minded views in the US ("You're in America, speak American!")
• Negative stereotyping of Americans by Europeans (although when you look at the above, I can't really blame them!)
• Advertising that deliberately misspells/uses incorrect grammar to be "cool".
• People like Casey Anthony can kill babies and somehow manage to skirt justice.
• When Chris Brown beat up Rhianna, the amo...