- Indecision is my problem...or maybe not.
- Life is short, play naked.
- Remember all the times we rode in my car and I almost killed you? Thanks for still being my friend.
- Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
- Note to self: it is illegal to cut people for being mean.
- WTF
- It is what it is.
- Sometimes I pee when I laugh.
- I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar...
- Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
- I can't sleep if I know there's a spider on my wall.
- 8 billion people in the world and I still want you.
- Missing someone isn't about how long it's been since you've seen them last or the amount of time since you've talked...it's about that very moment when you're doing something...and you wish, you wish that they were right there with you.
- Screw hugs, I'm going to tackle you when I see you!
- I just want you. I find you extremely attractive. So next time you're feeling down, just remember I think you're hot.
- Vajayjay
- You're my drug...and I'm addicted.
- The Ass Family: Jack, Smart, Lazy, Kiss, Dumb.
- Dear 3 a.m., We've got to stop meeting this way. I'd rather be sleeping with you. Love, Me
- People usually think I'm intoxicated when I'm actually not.
- I am not drunk! I am by nature a loud, friendly, clumsy person.
- I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself...you hang in there sunshine, cause you're friggin special.
- I'm going to awkwardly hug you the next time I see you.
- Warning: the consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
- Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.- John Lennon
- I love singing obnoxiously with you.
- Loving someone is wanting the best for them whether it includes you or not.
- Not now Sweety, mommy's face-booking.
- Hate is easy; love takes courage.
- Illinois: where our governors make our license plates.
- You're a great friend, but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.
- Don't you wish you hit like a girl?
- Grant me patience to deal with my blessings.
feb 9 2009 ∞
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