- I Didn't Go To A Middle School (Elementary Ended With 7th And High School Started With 8th)
- You May Notice That I Capitalize Ever Word When I Type; It's Just An Old Habit
- Once I Got A Bag Of Plain Lays But They Were Like Lightly Seasoned With The Barbecue Flavor And They Are Still The Best Chips I've Ever Eaten
- My Mom And I Refer To Caramel As "Patrick Swayze"
- Linda Ronstadt Is My Mortal Enemy
- I Used To Have A Thing For Guys Named Richard
jul 1 2019 ∞
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