• "There are things men can do to one another that are sobering to the soul. It is one thing to reconcile these things with God, but another to square it with yourself.”

- Private Robert Lecki (__The Pacific__)

• "I'm afraid of bears. I think owls are a waste of time."

- Steven Colbert (__The Colbert Report__)

• "May you never steal, lie or cheat. But if you must steal, steal me away from my sorrows. If you must lie, lie with me all the nights of my life. And if you must cheat, then please cheat death because I could not live a single day without you."

- Leap Year/Irish Toast

• "Things hardly attained are long retained."

- Dutch Proverb

• "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind."

- William Shakespeare (__A Midsummer Night's Dream__)

• "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."

- Irish Toast

• "May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."

- Irish Toast

• "[According to Greek Mythology], originally humans were combined of four arms, four legs, and a single head made of two faces, but Zeus feared their power and split them all in half, condemning them to spending their lives searching for the other half to complete them."

- Plato (__Symposium__)

• "Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her. But once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game."

- Voltaire

• "With great power comes great responsibility"

- Ben Parker (__Spiderman__)

• "We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers. They see things in the soft haze of a spring day or in the red fire of a long winter's evening. Some of us let these great dreams die, but others nourish and protect them; nurse them through bad days till they bring them to the sunshine and light which comes always to those who sincerely hope that their dreams will come true."

- Woodrow Wilson

• "Don't drop your arms, I'll guard your heart With quiet words I'll lead you in..."

- Anberlin (__The Unwinding Cable Car__)