- "i think i lost my pants"
- "what makes you think i am wearing any (pants)?"
- "i'm powerful and pantless"
- "i'm not saying stupid things, i am the stupid thing"
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- eri: "awwwwwwwwww, that's so cute"
- me: "what did chuuya do this time?"
- eri: "HOW DID YOU KNOW?"
- "it's like, arcade floor/ bus seat fabric."
- "i would marry this shirt if i had the chance."
- "the most ordeal decision in my lifetime thus far. this single period was the source of everlasting distress, the mere thought of an incomplete ellipsis permeates my mind with stress, passing grammatical errors, scoffing - only for me to be next. it was inevitable, evident; but the premature nature of it shakes me to this day. "a breathtaking novel" - gandhi, probably "
- "there are turtsies over here"
- "ah, mosquitoes bit me. i don't blame them, who doesn't want a taste of this?"
- "< haru haru haru haru haru haru haru 3"
- "i can just become your neighbor's new dog. woof woof, y'know?"
- "what's wrong with me being a furry, huh?"
- "a beautiful amazing hot person like me needs their beauty sleep"
- "ake e.,.. ake... ak..,., akech,.,. AKECHI"
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- me: "ohh, so you're invalidating two-story houses now, wow eri, how home-ist."
- eri: "call that HOME-ophobia"
- "why does my wall look scary? do you see it too?"
- "(without glasses) you look like a very hot blob of color."
- "what's lasagna again? oh yeah, a cake but Italian"
- "i have plans b***h days"
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- me: *rants about being amazing after being petrified for several months*
- eri: "CHUUUUUUYAAAAAAAAAA"
- "it makes me look like f****n' boss baby"
- "my purpose for living is to be sexy and die"
- "europe is such a f***ing attention wh*re"
- "hhhhhhh. hhhhhhhh. womennnnn. i'm gay"
- "what, do the main characters f**k in the grass too?"
- "it's not my fault this a** is too big."
- "homicide has a better vibe than genocide. murdering a bunch of people at once seems kinda sloppy, unless it's executed well i suppose. but executing singular murders is much more sophisticated in my opinion."
- "i mean, i kinda like making people cry."
- "live fast, die young, f**k a marshmallow."
- "we should have cats. psp psp psp psp. psp psp psp psp. psp psp psp psp. psssssssssssssp."
- "i am mentally and spiritually a floating, rubber duck... cluck cluck. wait, ducks don't go cluck."
- "you want me to colorcode it, B*TCH?"
- "yes, my coochie is a they/them"
jun 26 2021 ∞
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