- Childbirth is going to be unimaginably painful.
- What if I fuck something up during pregnancy and my child has birth defects and I'm stuck with that guilt forever?
- What if I'm a terrible mother?
- What if J's a terrible father? (He won't be, though.)
- Once I'm done breast-feeding, I am going to have to roll up my tits to get them into my bras.
- What if my morning sickness is so bad I have to leave work? How can I teach if I'm running to the bathroom to puke every five minutes?
- What if I regret the decision once the baby's here?
- What if my maternal instinct never "kicks in?"
- Where will I find plus-sized maternity clothes in the Middle East?
- Will my back hurt for almost 10 months straight?
- Will I be able to travel when I'm pregnant?
- Seriously. I don't think I can handle childbirth.I'm supposed to be noble and have reserves of hidden strength and all that, but frankly I wish they still knocked women out and just woke them up to hand them their baby.
nov 19 2007 ∞
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