• Never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line
  • Treat others the way you want to be treated
  • Don't chase guys named after states and major cities. They are usually losers.
  • If you're confused whether a guy likes you, he probably doesn't
  • When your trusted friends and family give you advice, take it
  • Always follow your heart... if you want to screw yourself over
  • You are NOT the exception. You are the rule.
  • You get what you give... or pay for (More to the point)
  • Less is more except in the cases of music, love and God. And maybe Chuck Taylors.
  • Don't give strangers your number. Just don't.
  • Don't get too comfortable
  • Boys are dumb. Throw rocks at them.
jan 18 2011 ∞
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