• When I was two, I was concerned that someone would invent a car with square wheels that could go up stairs and get us.
  • When I was just learning to talk, I looked at the plane we'd just gotten off of and the one we were about to board and declared them "similar", a word no one knew I knew.
  • Apparently, one time I smeared poop on the walls.
  • I went shopping with my mom and had a tiny shopping cart for myself. My dad put a watermelon in it and it fell over, and I cried until he took the watermelon away and righted my cart.
  • During one of the festival days in Turkey, they were slaughtering lambs on the porch across the street and I kept getting to the window to watch.
  • I used to call my mom Little Mommy and my dad Daddy Honey.
  • There was a time when I would only eat hotdogs.
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