- If I was a month, I’d be August
- If I was a day of the week, I’d be Wednesday
- If I was a time of day, I’d be Midnight
- If I was an animal of the sea, I’d be a Tiger Shark
- If I was a direction, I’d be just out of reach
- If I was a planet, I'd be Saturn
- If I was a piece of furniture, I’d be a worn out comfortable chair
- If I was a sin, I'd be Wrath
- If I was a historical figure, I'd be Alice Paul
- If I was a liquid, I’d be Grapefruit juice
- If I was a gemstone, I’d be a Ruby
- If I was a tree, I’d be a Blackthorn
- If I was a bird, I'd be a Falcon
- If I was a tool, I’d be a Monkey Retch
- If I was a flower, I'd be an Orchid
- If I was a material, I’d be Plaid Flannel
- If I was a kind of weather, I’d be warm with a light breeze
- If I was a musical instrument, I’d drums
- If I was a color, I’d be olive green
- If I was a vegetable, I'd be a green pepper
- If I was a word, I'd be an adjective
- If I was an emotion, I’d be apathetic
- If I was a fruit, I’d be a nectarine
- If I was a sound, I’d be smashing glass
- If I was a body part, I'd be an ass
- If I was a song, I'd be "For Once In Your Life" by Hole
- If I was an element, I’d be Fire
- If I was an automobile, I’d be a BMW M3
- If I was a food, I’d be pasta
- If I was a taste, I’d be spicy yet mildly sweet and satisfying all at once
- If I was a scent, I’d be orange blossom
- If I was a place, I’d be an old castle in Germany
- If I was a mammal, I'd be a white tiger
- If I was a phase of the moon, I'd be New
- If I was berry, I'd be sour
- If I was a book, I'd be The Original Grimm's Fairytales
- If I was story, I'd be never ending
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