• If you go high enough on the swing, you can knick airplanes from the sky.
• The sea is always doubting to leave or to come back again.
• Butterflies can yell real hard.
• You can ask the clouds to stop raining but do it in different languages because you never know where they come from.
• I can only lift something heavy if I make a funny noise.
• When every child is asleep, grown-ups go ride rollercoasters all night.
• If we stop the clock, the moon can't rise.
• In the early morning the animals can talk. Things are different then.
• The signs with an arrow pointed up in the sky are for the airplanes so that they don't get lost.
• Pesaro has so many hills because giants are buried here.
• Geese head south for the winter to sun themselves on the beach and they honk the whole way because their luggage is so heavy.
• When trees are scared or sad they let their leaves fall off. Or when they sneeze.
• Wolves eat pain and that's why they have to cry.
• I once caught a fish and it had glasses on.
• You have been able to fly until you got too heavy, just like everybody else, it's just you don't remembers it.
• I am related to Pippi Longstockings because my mom has red hair.
• Some bears wear top hats and are very polite. Only trust a bear if it wears a top hat.
• When you talk to a vase of flowers, they sometimes say something back in your head.
• Clouds taste sweet just like cotton candy.
• I'm an extraordinair cook.
• (on cracked concrete) here must have stamped an elephant during the night
• salamanders are little dragons and sometimes I see them cough-up fire
• (airco house that makes a lot of noice and hot air blows out) that is where the winds gets made

thanks for the inspiration, anyone and everywhere.