We actually now didn't broke up. We don't even are together. But we do have a thing going on 8maybe it is not a thing for you but it is for me so whatever this thing is it's something one is able to break up) reasons for that are the following:

• You made me leave without breakfast even though it's a one hour drive and you didn't really had a reason to do so.
• You're pretty short (which isn't an actual reason because you look pretty cute the way you are, but anyway)
• You used the words "come on" when I sent you a link to a gif as a reaction to something pretty dumb you said because you thought that I used this to show off my tumblr. Which is by the way a second point for breaking up because I thought you knew what tumblr is but you obviously don't. And if I had wanted to show you my tumblr I would probably have cleaned it up a bit.
• You didn't bring me water when I was sleeping and thirsty and your flatmates where in the kitchen (and I wasn't properly dressed)
• you also went to have breakfast with your flatmates and let me sleep which is pretty sweet actually, but why don't you offer me breakfast when I was awake.
• your flatmate probably even came in to wake you to offer you breakfast and I wasn't properly dressed, but hey, how would I know, I slept.
• You also didn't wanted to carry me to my car to get my sleeping clothes.
• you own a xbox
• you didn't want to play cluedo with me
• you go to bed not later then 11pm.
• you constantly said that you were tired
• you apparently feel the need to do things, I mean can't you just meet people for the meeting because you like to spend time with them. Or just sit around and talk because I definitely don't feel the need to have a plan to do things. I'm good with simply spending time with people.
• you take your studies way to serious
• you probably are a fluorescent adolescent because you live near a atomic plant
• you like to stand up early
• you study to become a teacher and I disagree with the school system
• you ask what my plans for saturday were and when I asked if you'd like to hang around you answered "we'll see"
• because you don't make me feel wanted
• because you like sports (especially football)
• you study german and are definitely better at grammar or spelling in german aswell as in english
• you are so sporty that it makes me angry
• you have 11 playlist named "tj's playlist no. x" and one has /christmas/ behind it. (it's more funny than a reason to breakt up but I think if it's need to be filed up it should be on this list.

I did not expect this list to become this big. We just met 3 times. We barely know each other. We know since february.