- Accidentally stepping in a puddle and getting soggy socks and shoes
- Anagrams
- Animal print clothing
- Anything with more than four legs (except Butterflies and Ladybugs)
- Arguments, even if I'm not personally involved
- Back fat bulge in a strapless dress
- Being in a nightclub and not knowing any of the songs because I'm too old!
- Being late
- Being peer pressured to drink shots even though they make me boak
- Being told to 'grow up'
- Boak-worthy public displays of affection or when people declare their undying love in a facebook post. Ridiculous...
- Boy racers with their loud exhausts and ridiculous spoilers
- Changing radio station and hearing the very end of my favourite song
- Clothes shopping with other people
- Clutter
- Cold weather
- Couples who refer to each other as 'babe'
- Cucumber
- Cyclists on the road
- Deadlines
- Dogs that jump up and slabber all over you
- Drinking so much alcohol that I spew. Classy.
- Drivers who don't indicate at roundabouts or who are in the wrong lane
- Driving (or attempting to) in the snow
- Dry chicken and solid baked potatoes
- Ed Miliband and his silly sounding voice
- Fake nails, especially in lurid colours or with diamantes stuck on them
- Fall outs, especially for ridiculous reasons
- Family feuds
- Films of books that miss out all the best bits of the actual book
- Finding the perfect pair of shoes then realising they don't have my size
- Fishy smells
- Forced conversation and awkward silences with hairdressers or taxi drivers
- Forgetting to take clothes back to the shop and then losing the receipt anyway
- Getting spots in ridiculously obvious places like on the end of my nose
- Girls who backcomb their hair or wear ridiculous extensions
- Girls who go on nights out wearing lingerie (or outfits that strongly resemble lingerie anyway)
- Going for a walk through marshy ground
- Going out on a cold night and forgetting my cardigan
- Going to sleep when Frazer's not talking to me
- Going to use a toilet and discovering the person before me has peed on the seat
- Having a coughing fit in a busy or crowded place and everyone looks round at you like you've grown an extra head
- Having no signal on my phone
- Having to run to catch the train, especially when you don't make it and it then drives away leaving you looking like a right numpty...
- Hershey's chocolate - leaves a vomit-like aftertaste in my mouth
- How time flies when it's my day off yet drags in when I'm at work
- Jessicat meowing and jumping all over the bed late at night or early in the morning
- Kingsmill bread (boak...)
- Men who wear trousers that are way too short for them
- My rubbish immune system and how easily I become ill
- Neuralgia
- Nights when it's too warm and you can't get to sleep
- Not being able to find anywhere that sells boot cut jeans anymore
- Not being able to get away with using my expired student card anymore
- Old firm football games, too much tension.
- People who clog up the platform before their train has even been called.
- People who just won't listen when you're trying to explain something to them
- People who phone a call centre and shout at you as though they've forgotten that you're a person on the other end of the phone too
- People who take ages to respond to an email or text. How hard is it?!
- People with stupidly childlike voices or high pitched laughs
- Podging over the top of my tights so much it looks like a muffin top
- Public toilets and how they always smell of pee
- Rabid SNP supporters or members and their ridiculous lies
- Salad garnish and vegetables in general
- Salad garnish on the plate touching my chicken (blergh)
- Sales quotas and the fact I never reached mines
- Self-righteous people who act as though they're constantly on a soapbox
- Selfish people on the train who sit in the aisle seat or put their bag on the seat next to them so no one can sit there
- Skinny jeans and how they make my thighs look huge
- Somehow managing to scuff my shoes, especially the white ones
- Sore tummies
- Spending all night tossing and turning, unable to sleep or get comfy
- Sweatiness
- That moment when you get out the shower just before you grab the towel and it is absolutely freezing
- The entire Marketing department in my work
- The sharp pain you get in your chest when you breathe in after doing a lot of exercise
- The smell of fake tan
- The street/urban culture that's 'totally in' right now
- The taste of alcohol-from-the-night-before in the morning
- Those sunglasses that make you look like you have big bug eyes
- Traffic jams
- Trying to text from my iphone whilst drunk
- Tuggy hair
- Upsetting my mum and dad
- When Frazer grows a moustache or a beard and it makes my face itchy
- When Frazer says 'sure', mainly because he really means 'no chance' when he says that.
- When Frazer thinks its a good idea to lecture me (it never is and I always go in a big huff, so you'd think he'd learn...)
- When guys leave the toilet seat up. It makes me more sad when I don't realise this and sit down...
- When I work late and come home to find there are cars parked in the spaces either side of mine and I need to try and manouvre my car into my space
- When it rains or is very windy on holiday
- When it's too windy and my brolly gets blown inside out
- When Jessicat cat pees somewhere that's not her litter tray
- When one my favourite characters dies in a book/film/TV show
- When people overreact to it snowing or shops shutting for Christmas Day and panic buy all the milk and bread
- When people use the word 'unacceptable'
- When you lose touch with old friends
- When you're using hairspray and it gets in your mouth. Blegh.
may 16 2011 ∞
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