• JD (Jason Dean), Heathers (1988)

This is the lil bitch I relate to. Not in the plot line of Heathers because that's kinda awful and I've gotten told before it's bad because he was homicidal. However, actions don't equal a person, I psychoanalyze most fictional characters I enjoy. I waste my time doing character studies because why not. JD just happened to be a character I relate to in a lot of different ways which then turns into a (probably unhealthy) coping mechanism. Especially since it only applies to movie JD, not musical JD. It's not a (Tumblr?) kin thing, I know hardly anything about that kind of stuff. It's really confusing to me. If that's your thing tho that's fine man I don't judge. Hell, if you even wanna explain it to me that would be neat. Anyways, if anyone wants to know more about that (although I doubt it) hmu because I'll chat about it if you want.

• Fastest ways to my heart
• • slushies
• • gift cards to the kum and go or 7/11 on holidays (I will get you gifts too!! I love getting people stuff I know they'll love!)
• • unconditional love
• • be spontaneous I'm too chaotic for consistency or organization
• • positive affirmation, I'm actually a really sensitive person please go easy on the criticism, spend time with me and get to know me! Tell me about yourself I'll probably find you really interesting.
• Fastest ways to get The Boot™
• • don't lie to me that's really gross
• • don't hit me where it hurts that's low
• • don't be rude man I'll remember it for 10 years
• • don't Expose™ me because I'm in the closet about a lot of things and I don't know how that's going to end. Just because you're ready doesn't mean I am.