Playable characters:

• Mattman
• Tabbie
• Ruairidh
• Abby
• Jan (Ult - drinks Red Bull, grows wings and flies ahead)
• Jade (Ult - builds furniture, deployable, stays in the way)
• Ryan
• Doug
• Miha (Ult - Aimbots everyone down)
• Alex - friend of Jan
• Snowball (unlockable)
• Poppy (unlockable)
• Abbt (unlockable)
• Lil' Sonya (unlockable)
• Latifi (unlockable)
• Electabuzz (unlockable)

Drivable:

• The useless van
• Rowing boat
• Doug's fast legs
• Hamster Wheel

Items:

• The beat stick (Active for 10 seconds. Whacks anyone nearby)
• A bunch of oranges (fast)
• Kazoo (Stuns people in a radius)
• Gay bottle (Pelted at opponent, requires aim)
• Coke cans (short speed buff)
• Torch Spear (Granny Sim, hits and slows enemy for a few seconds)
• The Plunger (Hoys folk about)
• Grenade (kaboom)

Courses: Edinburgh Cup-

• The Poo
• Arthur's Seat
• QMU
• Water of Leith

Banter Cup-

• Shetland Cliffs
• Sgoil Lionacleit
• Calmac "Sunken" Ferry
• Ryan's Mansion

Special Prix-

• Blair Drummond
• Dundee Doldrums
• Scottish Owl Sanctuary
• Aberdeen

Russia Cup-

• Snowball's Cage
• Lake Bled
• Poppy's Dungeon
• Crnuce

Joystick trophy-

• See Saw
• Among Us ship
• Graveyard
• Rocket League stadium

WASD Cup-

• Sim City
• Twat Museum (Golf with friends)
• Eichenwald
• Black Forest (Valheim)

Popcorn Prix-

• Birdemic
• The Swamp
• Eh he Hogwarts!
• Canto Bight

Binge Cup-

• Milfgard
• Dragonstone
• Upside-Down
• Pokemon fields (dodge Farferupt)