• Story 1 - Gimpy Limbs stealing shit to build the ultimate farm
• Story 2 - Slanty and Mrs Campbell become a supervillain double-act after nobody does the Duke of Edinburgh Award
• Story 3 - Joseph loses a rap battle to Chubbs and becomes the smoked carrot
• Story 4 - The Emmaphant finally cuts herself loose from ep1 and vows revenge

Spreads misery throughout Uist with her sexualised gaelic singing, being an apprentice of Ms Burgess.

• Story 5 - Weaselman tries to turn Uist into a giant weasel reservation

Opening of the new ornamental boat ceremony, marred by the protesting parent council. Weaselman is struck by a thrown egg, which returns his mind to its former state of a highly intelligent weasel. It destroys the boat and flees. Mattman and Ruaibin are brought in.

• Story 6 - Shannon Cameron attempts to ruin the name of Mattman and Ruaibin with a campaign of misinformation
• Story 7 (finale) - Calum gets drunk and becomes the most evil man of all-time

Other unassigned stories:

• The Rycoon/Rytatouile
• Ms Mceachan being herself