• "She's thin, she's blonde, she says 'WOW' a lot" - Tony
• "But ... I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely" - Cassie
• "My last best mate's Maxxie. He's a bit new, he's a bit cool, he's a bit gay." -Tony
• "Every time, every-fucking-time! Buy 3 ounces of weed Sidney, oh yes sir. Shove a bag of pills up your ass Sidney, oh right away. Come help me save some random bint, oh could I!? What have we learned Sidney? Your friends are shit heads!"-Sid
• Emily: I can just see it now in lights - 'Naomi - get to know me'

Naomi: I thought it was quite catchy. Emily: Yeah well, so is AIDS

• Cassie: I fell in love.

Examiner: Ah love; why cut yourself when you can be in love?

• Effy: Its inexplicable Pandora.

Pandora: Yeah, inexplicable. What's inexplicable mean Eff? Effy: Can't explain. Pandora: Alright, suit yourself then.

• At least no-one hit me over the head with a rock. Loser. - Emily
• Katie: Yeah, like, don't talk to her. She tried to snog my sister at middle school. Pervy, don't you think, Eff?

Naomi: Watch out, Katie. I might get confused and fuck you with my great big strap-on by mistake.

• "You're such a sad little boy" - Thomas
• No, dad, I've been making love to a girl. Okay? Everybody satisfied? -Emily
• "You couldn't make me feel alright if you stapled your tongue to my clit and stood on a cement mixer."-Naomi
• "When I'm with you I feel like a better person. I feel happier. Less lonely. Its not as simple as that is it? Being with someone-Naomi
• "I know you. I know you Naomi! I know you're lonely. I think you need someone to want you. Well... I do want you... so, be brave... and want me back."-Emily
• "I'm Katie fucking Fitch, who the fuck are you?!" - Katie