- You were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
- (941): thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
- (603): Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
- (954): He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
- (954): can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
- (954): Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
- (954): I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
- (541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
- (408): you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
- (919): so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
- (720): You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
- omg. That'd be my worst nightmare
- i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
- (309): so finals studying is going well?
- (978): i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come ... running.
- (904): Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
- (512): The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
- (361): Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
- (780): No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
- (770): All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
- (954): The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
apr 13 2010 ∞
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