• People like you and people like me...we're just not...(insert word for being compatible here)
  • For you I'd do anything (which will eternally be a lie)
  • "I just got my ass kicked by an extremely old man." "But he's (x amount) years old."
  • Do you have a light?
  • You! (Dies in someway)
  • Yeah, that's what I said
  • Yes mother
  • I just do
  • Please don't do this again!
  • Well do it again!
  • (name) is that you?... This isn't funny.
  • There's no time to waste! (no duh!!!)
  • I'm only a simple (whatever occupation which you obviously aren't,)
  • Get him! (Who's him?)
  • Ever heard the expression "be careful what you wish for"? (No I'm totally sheltered and don't know one of the most common expressions ever!)
  • You must learn to control your emotions. -_-
  • Don't mention it....no, really don't mention it.
  • If you take this (ever so useless) shortcut (that won't work)....-_-
  • Is that normal? (oh yes absolutely...no)
  • How do you know my name?!
jun 8 2011 ∞
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