• People are generally stupid
• Creative people will never be organised (it's kind of a disease of ours)
• Women will always expect to find prince charming but settle with...well you if you're a guy...no offense...though some of you won't be as far from it as others....
• Short people do really tend to be extremely scary, after all they are constantly the butt of short jokes. You'd be scary too.
• If you don't expect a lot you'll never be disappointed, but don't expect too little. (difficult I know)
• Make sure you're actually ready to live with someone the rest of your life before being married. It saves a lot of stress time and money.
• Don't keep grudges. They're truly the biggest waste of time EVER!!!
• People will always spend too much time analysing everything
• Women, most men will always pay more attention to your breasts
• Parents, especially mothers, will always get overworked at the simplest mistakes you make. It's their job.
• People and their general assholiness will never go away.
• If you don't want rumors about you then don't do potentially risqué things.
• crazy people who are willing to spontaneously do the things you would never imagine doing will always seem more interesting than you, but they will probably think the exact same of you.
• being afraid to be spontaneous is a disease of our warped anti-originality society.
• those of us who choose to ignore and reject this disease will always find ourselves cast out into a group of our own "kind"
• Wisdom will always come at the strangest moments and from the most unexpected people.
• abnormal is always the new "normal"...whatever that means.
• people who have what we want will always want what we have.
• I know way too much for my age and yet I still don't know enough.
• You can never know everything because there is always more to know.
• Humans will always be attempting to live forever. (we all die get over it)

(This will be constantly updated as I come up with more ideas. I'm full of them.)