• Build a snowman. Out of leaves.
  • Go to the beach.
  • Have a wild dance party with strippers in cakes.
  • Throw snow at strippers in cakes.
  • Beat Raisin toast to death with books.
  • Prey to god for snow.
  • Get snow.
  • Dance in snow.
  • Dance NAKED in snow.
  • Dance NAKED with PINEAPPLES in snow.
  • Dance NAKED with PINEAPPLES and FURRY STRIPPERS in snow.
  • Knit Guemon a sweater vest.
  • Knit Missique a sweater vest.
  • Vandalize someone's house by making a giant penis shaped ice sculpture outside said house.
  • Grow wings.
  • Become a polar bear.
  • Hibernate as a polar bear.
  • Kill Trogdor.
feb 4 2010 ∞
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