i'm not weird.

• computer: tesla the thinkpad
• phone: charlie the chocolate
• phone: rutherford the reality
• ipod: timothy the two the ipod touch
• camera: the canon
• car: nancy the neon
• bike: the innsbruck
• husband: heathcliff
  • harrison
  • kingsley
  • fargo
  • finnegan
  • nathanial
  • rutherford
  • winston
  • etc