• I clean
• I cook (enough that you won't starve)
• I make great deserts
• I will love you with everything that I have
• I will give you many chances
• I love to do laundry
• enjoy doing dishes
• I probably want sex as much if not more than you do
• I don't mind if you masturbate
• I masturbate
• I like watching you masturbate
• I enjoy giving oral
• I enjoy receiving oral
• I can take care of myself
• I can find ways to keep myself entertained
• I like it that you have friends
• I'm not jealous
• I enjoy dressing nice
• I like to please you

20*I will help you remember all those important dates

• I won't get mad for not celebrating the lesser dates
• I won't go bar hopping
• I don't go clubbing
• I won't shove my religion down your throat
• I clean up really nice
• I will talk to you about that hot girl that just walked by
• I won't compare you to other men
• I am glad that you have friends
• I am a cheap date
• I will let you kill the spiders
• I will talk you up to all my friends
• I play WoW (for the Horde)
• I am smart
• I enjoy various music
• I am outgoing
• I am friendly
• I'm a lady in the streets
• I love to make you smile
• I will surprise you with gifts for no reason

40*I will let you do the heavy lifting

• I'm not afraid to take out the garbage myself
• I'll host to your friends on raid nights
• I will not ask you for money
• I work hard at everything
• I am understanding
• quick to anger
• quick to forgive
• I will love your family
• I will adore you
• I will love anything that you give me no matter how big or small
• I will stay out of your way when you are angry
• I will comfort you when you are upset
• I won't tell anyone that you cried
• I will be completely honest with you
• I encourage boys night out
• I participate in girls nights
• I love children
• I don't want you to buy me jewelry
• I will clean up if I have the day off and you don't

60*I will do anything to make you laugh

• I like being outside