dialogues

• lily: squirrels don't get married, marshall.
• marshall: like you could possibly know that.

quotes

• "she's never seen star wars? ted, the only people in the universe who haven't seen star wars are the characters IN STAR WARS! and that's because they lived them, ted! that's because they LIVED the star wars!" - marshall ericksen
• "it's gonna be legen... wait for it... and I hope you are not lactose intolerant, 'cause the second half of that word is... DARY!" - barney stinson
• "that's so romantic, I want to fill a pillowcase with dead batteries and beat you with it." - barney stinson
• "time is music the planets make." - lily aldrin