characters

• jeff winger - what is it about me that makes broken people flock to me / do huddled masses mistake me for the statue of liberty / i'm an exceptional narcissist / i didn't sneeze
• britta - britta for the win / exactly like rowboat cop / it's like a thought with another thought's hat on / the people's champion
• troy - sometimes i think i lost something really important to me but it turns out i already ate it / what if a ghost took the pen / yes i'll hold / i'm giving you an all tomato
• shirley - kind people are always kind not just when it's easy / as skilled at kicking asses as she was at wiping them
• annie - why don't i just get pregnant at a bus station / it's not a pen it's a principal / and you expect everybody to be better than they are and you expect yourself to be better than everyone / put it in a letter jane austen
• abed - stop taking everything we do and shoving it up its own ass / i need help reacting to something / i prefer the term homage
• pierce - if you have to ask you're streets behind / you'll know when i'm being racist
• the dean - this better not awaken anything in me / were that this hoddie were a time hoodie / just a craigular joe
• frankie - exceptionally boring

relationships

• the greendale seven - the study group of my heart / the found family of my heart / the only found family that matters
• jeff/britta - otp: greendale parents / otp: equally incomplete
• troy/abed - otp: my other half / otp: it is now / otp: i feel like watching tv with you / otp: what do you feel like doing / it is now / better than reality / you like each other so much you'd hit each other with pillows forever
• annie/abed - otp: you asked me to stay
• annie/troy - otp: i know you now
• abed/annie/troy - and the three of them lived happily ever after / i want our annie / 303
• annie/jeff - ship: i care what you think of me
• jeff & abed - otf: i don't need you to grow or change / a movie about a real conversation
• abed & britta - but i love me some abed
• abed & pierce - how dare you / [gravity lyrics] / that's a lot of pasta for no veggies
• abed & shirley - i'm using one thumb to say that's great / you finished my movie / you humble me
• annie & britta - i thought it was really cool of you to kiss her / if the hmph fits
• britta & pierce - mama's boy
• britta & shirley - get out / i've peed alone my whole life / not out here / who's my girl
• britta & troy - hurricanes are bad / you're the best
• jeff & troy - you're a man now / you just became my hero / i hope i make you proud
• pierce & shirley - could you please help me / pretty please / you're welcome jackass
• troy & shirley - we're on your team / you're the badass from our study group
• jeff & the dean - otf: a kiss from the rose