characters

• phineas flynn - i know what we're going to do today / the only thing that's impossible is impossibility / boredom is something up with which I will not put
• ferb fletcher - i'm just ferb / not a brit or a yank
• dr. heinz doofenshmirtz - i used to have goals / i have no ruths / but it's weird that it happened twice right / genies are the problem / my name is doof and you'll do what i say / by default my favourite way to win / i have to rethink my dials
• perry the platypus - synonymous with the word impossible / this unique creature has become synonymous with the word impossible / a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action / is every platypus named perry
• candace flynn - well i am candace flynn
• isabella garcia-shapiro - with a little teamwork you can do anything / the hair dryer is mine / secret cute weapon / the curious girl cross the way / your cuteness goes down to your core
• baljeet tjinder - i do a lot of math the feelings come and go / you do not use 3.14 for pi? / there is no candy in me / the singular is die / I did not go through 6 years of ninja school just to be called Dr. Baljeet / you try to eliminate the atmosphere one time / do other nerds erect statues to you
• buford van stomm - tony backwards / y not / that's what i call ironing / and i was right until i wasn't / heck i'd even wear a window if it fit / i am to metaphor cheese as metaphor cheese is to transitive verb crackers / it's like when you have two sets of keys and you keep one in the car
• stacy hirano - disco miniature golfing queen / oh no you did not just tell me to hench
• jeremy johnson - what do you think it means when a girl leaves a fake mustache at your house / there's nothing i'd rather do than take a moonlight drive with you / good catch / nice mom suit / cute blond boy with guitar / all throughout history men fall in love with women / hey we won / wait i thought it was cute
• vanessa doofenshmirtz - i can't hear myself gripe / i'm me / no actually i do
• linda flynn-fletcher - those errands aren't gonna run themselves / i'm lindana and i wanna have fun
• lawrence fletcher - fossils dun dun dun
• major francis monogram - great googly moogly
• carl - doctor coconut / he'll fix the paper jam / he knows what all those buttons do
• norm - how you doing tyke / i'm fine all things considered
• irving - what a nerd / i don't have to digitally insert myself

{reoccuring}

• meap - more than ferb but meap is pretty much the only thing he says / meap is pretty much the only thing he says / the most adorable thing in the world / say where do you keep all these pictures / as we all know absolute cuteness corrupts absolutely
• mitch - get away from him...mitch / some of the guys call me big mitch / not a zookeeper
• grandpa flynn
• grandma flynn
• grandpa fletcher
• grandma fletcher
• jenny
• django
• monty monogram
• albert
• peter the panda - just bad friends / but now you're doing battle with a panda from Seattle / I've never seen this secret agent looking panda before / there's a panda in my closet and a panda paw print on my cheek / the best homewrecking panda from seattle / more of a thwarty call

recurring gags

• giant floating baby head - the inexplicable giant floating baby head
• talking zebra - i voted for you kevin / oh it gets much stranger kevin / i'm just as confused as you are kevin
• ducky momo - ducky momo is my friend
• klimpaloon - the magical old timey bathing suit who lives in the himalayas

relationships {the kids}

• the ot5 - ot5: no one i'd rather go nowhere with
• phineas/isabella - otp: butterflies
• buford/baljeet - otp: big honkin' hole in my heart
• isabella?ferb - otf: it'll be alright
• isabella/p/f - ot3: forever summer
• buford & isabella - otf: let me show you around / otf: in your face / you don't think i can handle ugly / i've been hanging out with you all summer / otf: this is my house
• isabella & baljeet - otf: it's not as cute when you do it
• baljeet & p - otf: that means almost nothing
• baljeet & f - otf: did you let me win to save my fragile nerdy ego / otf: did you let me win
• buford & p - otf: dinnerbell / otf: i didn't know you had a lucky tambourine
• buford & f - otf: he was all up in my face
• buford & candace - otf: not you big fat ox
• isabella & candace
• the fireside girls

{the teens}

• candace/jeremy - otp: what kind of pie / otp: what do you think it means when a girl leaves a fake mustache at your house / otp: that's my girl / otp: this fossil's my favourite
• candace & stacy - otf: you did not just tell me to hench / otf: the best part was when you used him as a table / otf: just the two of us / otf: i'll be at the mall with stacy / otf: you're starting to sound like one of those TV shows we like to make fun of
• candace & vanessa - otf: busted
• jeremy & stacy - otf: who told / otf: you had to take her to the vampire movie
• vanessa/monty - otp: so this is a date / otp: sipping with the enemy / otp: you walk slow / otp: i couldn't leave you to suffer alone / otp: thoughtful and dismissive simultaneously

{flynn-fletchers}

• general tag - the flynn fletchers
• phineasferb - side by side
• candace & the boys - otf: i can't imagine having better little brothers / otf: through the transitive property of belief
• candace & phineas - otf: you were right there with us / otf: cause i was thinking about getting the cowboy hat / otf: if i had a nickel for each time you did something nice for me / otf: i wouldn't know what to do with that much money / otf: five cents / otf: $0.05
• candace & ferb - otf: an entirely different silence than the ferb silence we're used to / otf: the ferb silence we're used to / otf: and we believe in you
• candace & linda - otf: would you like to yell at some cheese
• candace & lawrence - otf: you really made them eat mud / otf: it's a w / otf: bubble gum bubble gum running in a sack / otf: but i'll never forget this moment with you
• linda & the boys - otf: i've always liked pointing
• lawrence & the boys - otf: you're part of the tradition now / otf: what's your budget
• linda/lawrence - otp: were you always this sarcastic / otp: that's that sarcasm i like
• perry & phineas & ferb - perry and his boys / otf: home / otf: home is where the heart is
• candace & perry - otf: i'll change my name to larry / otf: hit the road meatbrick

{doofs}

• general tag - the doofenshmirtzes
• doof/perry - otp: you are my rock
• vanessa & doof - otf: not so bad a dad after all / otf: not so bad a dad
• doof & norm - otf: deep down he really likes me
• vanessa & perry - otf: thank you perry the platypus
• norm & perry - otf: he gets that from you / otf: catch / otf: thanks for the game of catch
• norm & vanessa - otf: wear these / otf: it helps / otf: thanks sis
• doof & roger - otf: that's why i've spent the last two decades restoring it to its former glory / otf: denying him the accolades he so greatly deserved / otf: twenty years well spent
• doof & charlene - otf: you told me so / otf: hello mr tomato
• 2d!doof/2d!charlene - otp: all the convoluted reasons we pretend to be divorced
• charlene & vanessa - otf: whoops too late / otf: watch out for medical waste
• love muffin

{owca}

• general tag - owca
• doof & monogram - otf: every time i look back on this i will personally drive over to your house and smack you / otf: one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh / otf: you can't give me anything can you
• monogram & carl - otf: you're a great help to me / otf: it's just a title
• perry & carl - otf: glad to have you back agent p / otf: i brought along the escape cone / otf: you belong in this hat / otf: why'd you do it
• perry & monogram - otf: sometimes i feel like he just comes here to get his assignments / otf: platypus in a staircase / otf: could you do it dressed as a bunny / otf: be careful / otf: but evil never rests / otf: well this is awkward / otf: my arm is getting tired and he won't salute back
• peter & doof - ship: just bad friends

misc

• au's - who needs fanfiction when you've got a show like this
• 2nd dimension - different dimension? is that allowed?
• angry!phineas - get on the trike / i don't want your pamphlet
• ferb being a lil shit - no not really / ferb is a little shit and i love him for it
• perry smiling
• perry being a workaholic - everyone's favourite workaholic platypus
• candace being a part of p&f's ideas - did you say fun
• the mysterious force
• pnf inventions - i know what we're going to do today
• doof's inators - not ridiculous. Convoluted and ultimately pointless, maybe. / convoluted and ultimately pointless maybe
• pnf/mml crossovers - it's dwampy's world and we're all living in it / it's dwampy's fictional universe and we're all watching it
• doof & perry just chilling - this was nice / we should this more often
• perry being a gay & trans icon - perry the platypus is the queer icon we deserve
• fourth wall breaks - you're watching television! / but this isn't a sitcom