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• stoked

:to be "stoked" is to be completely and intensely enthusiastic, exhilirated, or excited about something. those who are stoked all of the time know this; being stoked is the epitome of all being. when one is stoked, there is no limit to what one can do.

• recessionista

:A person who is able to stick to a tight budget while still managing to dress stylishly.

• nonversaton

:A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

• textagram

:Two or more words that are spelt out using the same series of keys in a text message. Guy is a textagram of Ivy. Anna is a textagram of Bomb.

• laundry limbo

:Intentionally rewashing clothing simply because you don't feel like putting it away

• bedgasm

:A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity.

• academic bulemia

:The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulemia results in no real retention of substance.