• Potzarella Stickers - Chinese Italian fusion. Pot stickers filled with mozzarella
  • Cathlete - multipurpose term: athletic cats; Catholic athletes; catheters for athletes
  • ”On the spectrum” should be reserved for LGBTQ+ neurodivergents
  • Fresh to your family from Juul
  • 9/11 is the new Friday the 13th
  • Snapchat for farts
    • No micro transactions
    • We’re just here for the art and the farts
  • A wedding entirely inspired by I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson - see ancillary list
  • There’s no such thing as wild birds, they’re just people’s free-range pets
  • Exposure Therabee - specially trained therapy bee to help me over come my phobia. Insurance does not cover this.
  • Uncut Gems but with the Duolingo owl and Lingot gems
  • Wes Anderson eyeshadow palettes (I actually want this tho??)
  • Hamtrak - train service for pigs
  • Mapple - what Apple SHOULD have called their maps
  • Benmo - it’s Venmo for my friend Ben
  • Alexapro - let Amazon cure your depression
  • Gumbo but the meat is Gumby and Dumbo
  • Dumbbelldore - bodybuilder Dumbledore
  • DILFiger - Tommy Hilfiger's foray into paternity clothing
  • Ammozon - Amazon but for guns
  • shrektangle - a rectangle with Shrek ears on the corners
  • Pap smear - a paprika based dry rub for meats
  • Porchids - flowers with ham petals
  • Cthulu - somehow combining Cthulhu and Hulu. Details forthcoming.
  • Zeusk - the dating app for ancient Greeks. Cheat on your wife and fuck everything in existence!
  • Distain - a dry cleaning business where everyone hates doing their job. Tagline: We'll clean your clothes, but we're not gonna like it
  • U2D2 - some combination of Bono and R2D2
  • Homewreckers - a home demolition company BY gold diggers FOR gold diggers
  • Lightning black holes - literally just black holes that hit in the form of lightning strikes?
  • PHOtography - niche area of photography that only specializes in taking pics of pho
  • Nothin' But Net Neutrality - NBA teams hold a free throw marathon protest to fight for net neutrality
  • Chicken McButthole - an exhausted man just farts out chicken nuggets for you
  • Dating Against Humanity - cards against humanity and tinder combine to match you with equally horrible people
  • Tim and Eric Deathbed Musical - the horrible starbucks musician lying in his deathbead singing a song while T&E look on smiling. He dies and his glowing soul flies away, T&E give him a lil kiss goodbye
  • AstronoME - self discovery through the stars #weareallstarstuff
  • Nostradumbass - terrible prophet with predictions like "Somebody's birthday's comin' up"
  • Chorizo May - Theresa May in a sausage suit
  • Al Gore Rhythms - math-themed hip hop album by Al Gore
  • Munchausen's - psychological disorder themed restaurant
    • signature dish: 'scuits-ophrenia (sampler platter of biscuits & gravy)
  • Vestboro Baptist Church - we all wear vests and march around with picket signs that say "GOD HATES SLEEVES"
  • The Naughty Toddler - fun cocktail. Get new mother drunk on drink of choice, harvest alcohol-contaminated breast milk, serve on the rocks
  • Starby's - Starbucks and Arby's join forces
  • Longerie - lingerie/long underwear combo. Cold outside but hot in the bedroom? Try Longerie today.
  • r/popping - Lil Mama’s sub to promote her hit single “Lipgloss” but it devolves into pimple popping content

drunk terrible ideas

  • Arranged dog marriages
  • Billy Maysison
  • cash in on my cashew
  • so wrong But so right
  • cat astrology

stoned terrible ideas

  • sound = force x velocity
dec 16 2013 ∞
jan 28 2023 +