- you must be the square root of negative one, because you cannot be real.
- i wish you were my knee so i could bang you on my coffee table.
- you like sleep? so do i. let's do it together.
- baby, i know my chemistry and you've got one significant figure.
- is your name google? because you're everything I've been searching for.
- how much did you pay for those pants? you could get them 100% off at my place.
- you must be the square root of two because i feel irrational around you.
- don't ever change. just get naked.
- if you're feeling down, i can feel you up.
- you're so hot, even my pants are falling for you.
- forget about spiderman, superman and batman. i'll be your man.
- i think i could fall madly in bed with you.
- if i were a transposon, i'd jump on you
- you're the derivative of sexy^2
nov 1 2011 ∞
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