- Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
- Dyslexics Of The World Untie.
- i miss you like a retard misses the point.
- You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
- Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost.
- Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.
- The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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