- headaches
- stupid, uncomfortable chairs
- mean cats
- disease
- insects with many legs
- tuna. tuna. tuna
- mysterious sticky spots on desks
- blisters on the back of the ankle caused by new shoes
- parody versions of the happy birthday song
- bad hair days
- hair anywhere except my head
- mushrooms
- splinters and papercuts
- the hills on mtv
- poverty
- hurricanes
- bad breath
- wet park benches
- racism
- bathroom stalls with broken locks
- ditto changing rooms
- ditto bathrooms with no loo roll
- traffic
- difficult knots
- laces that frequently come undone
- clowns
- especially ronald mcdonald
- people dressed as things, in general
- when i can't see their faces
- and when i don't know who is there
- burnt popcorn
- tampon commercials
- restaurant coke that is more ice than cola
- lemon in my coke
- shit covers of good songs
- burglars
- night vision
- i do not look good in green
- the short length of time glow-in-the-dark objects actually glow
- the skin that forms on the top of tomato soup
- ditto hot chocolate
- and coconut milk
- evil
- loud clocks
- sunburn
- war
- dead batteries
- nickelback
- facebook groups that make you feel guilty about not joining them
- cling film that does not cling
- tears caused by onions
- being too busy
- and having nothing to do
- dirty footprints in flipflops
- people who put empty containers back in the fridge
- cramps
- toothaches
- chris martin
- stickers on books that will not peel off
- dirty or torn paper
- slugs and snails
- i nearly vommed in my mouth just writing that. truefax.
- flying insects
- except ladybirds and butterflies
- trashy people
- dementor-like people
- seedful grapes
- exams
- people who use too many emoticons
- flat pillows
- queues
- extremely slow computers
- deceitful 'remember me' buttons on websites that never remember me
- paedophiles
- extreme political correctness
- rude people
- spiders and crabs
- terrorists
- back pain
- having no money
- sore feet
- the weird noises coming from my bathroom at night
- chewing gum that runs out of flavour
- curry stains
- viruses
- people who make them
- westboro baptist church
oct 17 2009 ∞
apr 10 2011 +
apr 10 2011 +