- Your goal is to learn enough English to not need subtitles and my dream is to learn enough Japanese to not need subtitles so I think we all know where I am going with this
- I want to hear every single thought you have on laundry soap, I have a genuine and bigger interest in your thoughts about clothing detergents than I do most other things.
- Haven't you always wanted to pick out decorative pillows for your new couch with someone? Me too.
- I will let you go on fishing excursions with your mates whenever you want, I am not possessive just let me smell your fish hands when you get home.
- We are both strange so I won't judge you, I will be right there ALSO making oddly uncomfortable noises, imagine the beautiful cacophony.
- My IQ was officially tested in the top 1%, also I am not ugly, so having a child with me is the equivalent of a get rich quick scheme that works.
- I will rub ointment on any of your rashes.
dec 19 2018 ∞
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