• "What are you guys? West Side Story?" --Daddy
  • "Crayons don't work, but pennies do! But I didn't do it!" --Kayla
  • "If you're going to be a stalker, at least have the decency to be stealthy about it!" --David
  • "Zhinan, why do the Chinese and Japanese still hate each other? I mean, we're cool with the Japanese, and we bombed them and gave a whole generation numerous birth defects! I know the Rape of Nanking was no picnic, but come on!" --David
  • "You don't motivate people by being bad. You motivate them by giving a heartbreaking speech or dying." --Hank on King of the Hill
  • "You can do a lot with $40! You can buy 38 tacos with that!" --Syandene
  • "Oh my god! He's like the poster boy for British dentistry!" --Me
  • "Damn, they just can't get that porn monkey off their backs, can they?" --Me
  • "...And I am NOT the Purple Smurf!" --Me
jul 29 2010 ∞
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