"Wait... who's Rudolph? ME when I get sunburned!" --Ben

Me: Did he just say "whore people"? David: POOR people!

Anything about academic dicks.

"And then I heard my dog go 'arf!'" --Melissa

"It be like dat sometimes." --Melissa

"CAPTAIN DOUCHEBAG! HE'S A HERO!" --Me @ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Aw hell! Shit just got real!" --Me @ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"Aparna, don't answer that damn phone!" --Me @ Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

"I think I lost my mind...." --Aparna

"And then I tai chi'd that shit right back at that bitch!" --Nick

Chuck Norris once built a time machine, went back to JFK's assaination and caught all of the bullets with his beard. JFK didn't die from a bullet, he died of shear amazement. --Someone's Facebook Status

Camille: That's why I like older guys. They're more mature. Allegra: That's why they call you jail bait!

"I hate it when people blow smoke up my ass. It makes my underwear smell funny." --Daddy

"AJ, can you call your mommy and ask her to come over here and beat Nia up? Because she's being mean!" --Olivia

"Twatwaffle." --Tyler Davis

"Dickshit." --Tyler Davis

"IF I WANTED MY COME BACK, I WOULD'VE WIPED IT OFF YOUR MOM'S CHIN!" --Harry Potter joke via Me

Me: Finals are coming! Melissa: Death is coming! Aparna: No, it's a payment of debt, because UGA owns the rights to your soul.

"Those boots will make you jizz American pride." --Me