On a Date:

• (Getting in date's car...)
  • Me- "You have a Ford Focus! My brother has a Ford focus!"
  • Him- "Actually that's an Audi..."
• (at a table with many high school boys)
  • Me (saying to one guy)- "Omg you're only a freshman! You could totally pull off being a freshman in college!"
  • Guy- "I am a freshman in college."

At school:

• Tripping down the stairs in the main hallway with my fellow students laughing at the bottom
• (In front of US History class)
  • Mr Cislo- "The date was September 11, 2001..."
  • Me- "Omg! That's my birthday!"
  • Mr Cislo- "You're 7 years old...?"
  • Me- "Oh..."
• Getting my period at lunch, blood leaking through my jeans onto the cafeteria chairs. fml.
• 5th grade (in line to go to the library):
  • 5th grade boy- "bite me!"
  • Me (not knowing what that means)- "Okay! Maybe i will!"
  • Class laughter