• 1) Francis: http://sidhedcv.tumblr.com/post/126886413666
• 2) Francis: Oh my god, you're such a sore loser!

Arthur: I am not a sore loser! Arthur: It's just that I prefer to win. Arthur: And when I don't I get furious.

• 3) Francis: I would be a very strong dictator

Francis: You would be my bodyguard and you would lead my army Arthur: I'm starting to get kind of turned on imagining you as a dictator. Arthur: Is that bad? Francis: No, it's okay. (http://norewardisworththis.tumblr.com/post/79538928730/daenerysknope-i-would-be-a-very-strong-dictator)

• 4)4) Arthur a Francis: I guess I kind of hate most things but I never really seem to hate you. (http://smellyapprentice.tumblr.com/post/132160967881/i-aspire-to-have-a-relationship-like-andy-and)
• 5) Francis: I'm throwing you a birthday party, Arthur! It’s going to be the greatest thing ever!

Arthur: Someone will die. Francis: Of fun! Arthur: And of murder.

• 7) Francine tutta in posa: https://36.media.tumblr.com/b63860132f22981a00913e5439241a4e/tumblr_nwdm5ut9u91sahsabo1_540.png
• 8) Francis: Look what I found on Arthur’s Facebook.

Alfred: A friend? Buuurn.

• 9) Alfred: Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.
• 10) Arthur: Can you Photoshop your life with better decisions, Alfred?
• 11) Francis: Oh my god I'm so hungover.

Arthur: I feel great. I ran like 5k this morning. Francis: Really? Arthur: No, I threw up in the shower.

• 12) Arthur: https://40.media.tumblr.com/3b573ffee9254a8845e8ecaf5c4ba28d/tumblr_nwfj2qPxeA1qzlkkjo2_1280.jpg
• 13) Arthur: https://40.media.tumblr.com/e92db2fdd8ee8442299a7fa0666d4c77/tumblr_nwfj2qPxeA1qzlkkjo6_1280.jpg
• 15) http://parcsandrecs.tumblr.com/post/131588133615 questo con Arthur!Leslie e Francis!Tom
• 16) Arthur: I just want to get the work over as soon as possible so I can go fishing. Fishing is relaxing – it’s like yoga, but I still get to kill something.
• meanwhile:

17) Francis: https://twitter.com/brooklyn99fox/status/433475626234687488