The Awkward Theory

• When one party meets another party of equal awkwardness, the awkwardness is cancelled out.

The Full Circle Theory

• When one is so tired that they are not tired.
  • This means that they have gone through all the stages of alertness and have completed a 'full circle' and is back to having full alertness.

The Olive Theory

• When one party loves something and the other hates it
  • Indicative of a potential compensatory symbiosis; also seen as teamwork

The Loopy Theory

• When one is in a state of which everything is humorous and one cannot control their behaviour or their speech
• Coincides with The Full Circle Theory (as above)

The Dessert Theory

• There will always be enough room for dessert despite how much one has eaten beforehand

The Mornight Theory

• It is during Mornight that an individual is at their most vulnerable and open state to which they are able to share their most intimate thoughts, feelings and experiences.
  • Also known as the Pursuit of Sappiness
  • Mornight, noun; refers to the period of time past midnight to the time that one must wake up for the next day

The Fifty-Fifty Theory

• When one has to choose between two options, flipping a coin will be able to determine what the individual truly wants.
  • If one feels even slightly sad or wants to redo the coin toss, then the other option is what the individual really desires

The No-Shame Theory

• The more gross you are in front of another person, the stronger that relationship is.
  • Can be in real life, messages, snapchats etc.

The Heaps Theory

• When someone says, "Aw yeah, there's/there were heaps of __________" they can only really name 2-5.
  • E.g.
  • 'There were heaps of people!'
  • 'Oh yeah? Who?'
  • 'Like, everyone! There was Ned, Ted...Fred...Jed...uhm, everyone!'