• After the eulogy, a lovely lady to sing 'The Parting Glass' accompanied by a harp. If a recording is used, make it Loreena Mckennitt's version.
• I would look down gladly upon a parade of all my friends and family, and would love to hear an arrangement for brass lead with 'Passion' from Kingdom Hearts II.
• When my body is thrown overboard to sharks, please play 'Sailing By'.
• No embalming material, period.
• If for some reason I can't be fed to sharks, and I'll require a resting place on land, cremate me. I DO NOT want to sleep alone for eternity.
• It would be fun to serve those Halloween witch finger cookies at my wake.
• If any of this offends my children, it needn't be done. But remember these are my last wishes.

I'M SERIOUS MIKE