- "Dad's Theory of Arrogance--that everyone always assumes they're the Principal Character of Desire and/or Loathing in everybody else's Broadway Play."
- "one should never take notice of the words that barged out of an irate person's mouth"
- "so few people have the guts to really say things"
- "Taking advantage of people is clever only in the minds of fools."
- "Happiness is a hound dog in the sun. We aren't on Earth to be happy, but to experience incredible things."
- “A Deus Ex Machina will never appear in real life so you best make other arrangements.”
may 30 2011 ∞
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