note: dm to reserve a plot. feel free to take the mini-plots for your own. all are in my muses' pov

harry potter au

• 一 "Professor Trelawney just had to pair us up together huh."
• 二 "Quidditch is pointless? Au contraire, child."
• 三 "I did just save your ass from that werewolf so you're welcome. Now please shut up while we try to get out of this bloody forest."

misc. mini-plots

• *一 "Actually, you're horrendously drunk"
• 二 "Well, here's to us dying together."
• 三 "Can you please stop using my printer to print pictures of cats? As cute as they are I'm the one paying for the paper and ink."