- Why the dog did or did not eat the cat shit from the litter box.
- How he wouldn't be so irritable if he'd just pull over and ask someone where the street was instead of relying on his obviously faulty GPS system that landed us in the middle of absofuckinglutely nowhere in the first place.
- How "cutted" is not a word despite his insistence that it must be, has to be, the past tense form of cut even though English is his third language.
- How the letter B in 'comb' is silent, and while we're on it, same goes for 'lamb'.
- Why it is not polite to question/interrogate the waitress on her motivations for telling him that they do not, in fact, serve steak before 11 AM.
- How ghosts are a more feasible reality than aliens.
- How his version of Christmas (no gifts) is stupid and mine is better.
- How Keanu Reeves is not a good actor in any way shape or form just because he's playing an alien and blowing shit up.
- That yes, this is exactly how you write the cursive letter R, I can't even believe you're questioning me on this.
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