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only for you mature

  • “Let’s see who can come last. The winner gets to flick the loser’s forehead, 50,000 won, and the loser’s ass for a month.”
jan 5 2019 ∞
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3000

  • -"I believe that 3 000 years of putting up with your snotty, bratty, snarky, puerile behaviour is quite enough!" Joonmyeon sneered acridly as his alabaster, delicate fingers curled into a rigid and threatening fist, shaking menacingly.

༉ (are you wearing space pants because you... mature

  • Jongdae is kinda in love with one of his customers, and Baekhyun is of no help whatsoever.

best laid plans mature

  • Jongdae the seducer and Joonmyun the one running away.

borderlinemature

  • There's little worth in a detective that ...
nov 13 2017 ∞
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imbroglio mature

  • Jongdae's first official mission and Yixing fucks him into a wall as consolation.

song and dance mature

  • I'll teach you Chinese you'll remember, Yixing whispered into Jongdae's ear. Jongdae didn't understand completely, but the way Yixing rolled his tongue, his tone for every vowel, and the hot air that came with each word, made him breathless.

talk dirty to me mature

  • because sometimes jongdae thinks he might just lose it completely if he has to go one more day without yixing by his side.

woodwork mature

  • Jongdae may or may not have a thing for d...
oct 22 2017 ∞
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fic count: 45

"do you even lift, bro?" mature

  • With great power, comes a lot of manhandling.

a big secret mature

  • There is definitely something a little weird about Chanyeol.

a friendly kind of fightingmature

  • Chanyeol's pelting down the field through the sideways rain and waiting for Minho's overhead pass to land at his feet—except it never happens, because Kim Jongdae from Yongsan International fucking kungfu kicks him in the abdomen instead of intercepting the ball.

all inmature

  • Park Chanyeol, the young and quite spoile...
aug 29 2017 ∞
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༉ (get drunk on the good life i'll take yo... mature

  • Although they’ve been dating for many years, Doyoung never ceases to fascinate Jungwoo in the best possible ways.

night fever mature

  • in the shadow of his single bedroom, the neon LED reads a stark 2:45AM, light projecting onto jungwoo's shivering hands. jungwoo hasn't felt his head pound this intensely since the flight back from the ukraine. his head beats like an infant's heart, body shaking, eyes dry. normally he'd get up, pop some ibuprofen and stare at his reflection in the dorm window overlooking seoul cityscape, maybe turn on a rerun of PEANUTS for good measure. but tonight, he battles his ailment with precaution.
sep 9 2018 ∞
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bad decisions mature

  • Mark asks Yukhei to teach him how to be a good kisser. It goes downhill from there.
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pandorica

  • “Huh,” Mark huffs, pursing his lips. “What can I do to change your mind?” “Kiss me again,” Donghyuck says, leaning down again. “Consider it your makeup test.”

sunsoaked

  • Delicate. The word that Mark was looking for, to describe Donghyuck’s expression. It was delicate. And it was all he had been able to think about. He was all Mark had been able to think about.
sep 8 2018 ∞
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fic count: 44

a cup of tea, a loaded gun

  • "do you want to die?" "yeah, sure,"

accidentally in love

  • Jaehyun thinks Doyoung is selfish and rude, but he falls in love with him anyway.

ain't no party like a type a party

  • Doyoung hates the choral society and he hates Jaehyun. Neither are lies.

baby, let the cameras rollmature

  • The camera is rolling behind them and they need to put up a show. Jaehyun, painfully hard and aware, kneads the soft, pale flesh of Doyoung's ass, his pretty pink hole greedily sucking in one of his fingers into his wet cavern. Jaehyun wonders: Imagine this all happened just because you...
jul 5 2018 ∞
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april 23rdmature

  • japan has been decimated by a zombie apocalypse, and orihara izaya is willing to go to great lengths to survive. even partner up with heiwajima shizuo.
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let the sun fade out to a darker skymature

  • Shortly after breaking up with Doyoung, Taeyong moves to America for a graduate program and a lucrative job opportunity. Life, pushing all the stupid little pieces together, brings Taeyong back five years later for a work contract-- and to partner with Doyoung in planning their best friends' wedding.
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fic count: 39

#aesthetic_cuddles

  • This is how Sehun’s instagram started having ‘aesthetic cuddles’ hashtags.

a lack of colour

  • The thing about finding your soulmate is that nobody actually told Jongdae that sometimes, hair colours can be a little deceiving. How do you know if they’re the right one?

always forwards, always fire, always for...mature

  • Jongdae is happy just like every single person in his society. But Sehun makes Jongdae the happiest, far happier than those pills he distributes make him. All until Sehun starts asking questions about missing people he shouldn't have and couldn't have asked.
sep 1 2017 ∞
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fic count: 16

building stairways to lead you home

  • relationships take a lot of work. long distance relationships take even more work.

burn up my heartmature

  • Never trust the weed dealers. Especially the ones that wear Hawaiian shirts unironically.

༉ (C.H.E.N or how to make seduction seem e...mature

  • It's never been hard; he never had to actually try hard, but Kyungsoo makes him second-guess himself, makes him want to lose this game. He knows he had right from the beginning, because Jongdae never actually fails at the art of seduction.

fear + impulse = ? mature

nov 13 2017 ∞
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˖⁺༉♡॰ॱ krischen

fic count: 7

holly rootsmature

  • After suffering a debilitating injury, Kris is at a pretty low point in his life. He wants to feel alive again. He finds that spark... and its name is Kim Jongdae.

of handjobs, avocado masks, and mandarin... mature

  • Chaos ensues when Yifan doesn’t know how to act when around Jongdae so Yixing steps in to help.

open mature

  • Kris finds out how 'open' Chen can be.

room 307 mature

  • Jongdae is a host and Yifan is his new client who messes with his head.

smother me down, drown out the fire mature

dec 16 2018 ∞
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stranded on event horizonmature

  • Taeyong had been skipping prom for four years in a row and was just trying to graduate from flight school without any unnecessary chaos. Apparently Taeil and his giant mecha-lion-weapon had different plans.
sep 9 2018 ∞
mar 16 2019 +

make a fire (i'll cool the heat)

  • Most bad ideas start with baseless confidence and a couple shots of cheap vodka. Ten saves his twenty dollars by having Doyoung instead.

wait a second (i'm figuring us out)

  • Ten’s life is pretty spectacularly normal until Youngho crashes in and turns it all around. College AU.
sep 8 2018 ∞
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la la light up my life

  • “If you beat me at Mario Kart, I’ll give you a kiss.” Jeno stares for a second. Then his ears turn pink.
jul 5 2018 ∞
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it's possible he wants you too

  • Xuxi decides to not look into it too much and to just let it flow.

shake up my heart

  • yukhei looked down at himself, wondering how long it would take for the amortentia to wear off, or if he should change into cleaner clothes, but he also wondered if someone could steal his stained sweater. it was his favorite! yukhei was keeping it on. he turned to doyoung. yukhei thought the way his eyelashes looked under the sun was fantastic. he leaned in closer. "dodo," he whispered. "what do i smell like for you?" (alternatively, yukhei spilling amortentia on himself was an accident. falling in love with kim doyoung was not.)
jan 5 2019 ∞
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fic count: 15

appearances mature

  • Just because Minseok looks soft and sweet doesn't mean he is

baby did you know? (yeah, yeah i did) mature

  • It took one moment for Jongdae to fall, but the one who helped him up, held him for eternity.

behind the sea mature

  • In which Minseok puts up a tent and s'mores isn't proper food.

bros/non-bros: that is the question

  • things you do with bros vs things minseok wants to do.

coastingmature

  • the voice that whispers between your ears...
sep 24 2017 ∞
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all mine mature

  • Jongdae is very, very far out of his right mind.

between the shelves

  • Kim Jongin works at a bookstore. Its nothing special, except for the regular customer that always manages to catch his attention as soon as he walks in the door.

chomping at the bitmature

  • jongin hires reckless jockey chen to ride his little pony.

city don't care mature

  • jongdae swoops around, stealing the virginities of hapless pretty boys like jongin

deserve (baby, you deserve a song) mature

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˖⁺༉♡॰ॱ poly fics

fic count: 15

aromatherapy mature (kris / jongdae / chanyeol)

  • For the first time in years, Jongdae has not one, but two alphas vying for his attentions. How is he ever going to chose?

drugstore diet mature (jongdae / jongin / sehun)

  • "I think we should invite someone to fuck with us," Jongdae says from Sehun's lap.

eternitymature (baekhyun / jongdae / kyungsoo)

  • Baekhyun and Kyungsoo are hired to steal an ancient artifact from the hull of a cargo ship, but instead they find Jongdae --a mysterious alien calling itself a human who's very, very far from home, and is now stuck as the unasked-for third member upon their ship. This could be a problem...
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"accidentally" my ass mature

  • Jongdae, being Jongdae, tends to make Baekhyun unaware of certain things (and feeling). Most of the time, he fails in ways more than one-- as Baekhyun, being Baekhyun, tends to be aware of a lot of things related to Jongdae.

༉ (it's like a whirlwind inside of my head... mature

  • "Why don't you stop being a clown and be a singer instead?" His eyes traced the sharp jaw of the man sitting beside him. "You know why." A flick of long fingers and shifty eyes. A dismissal to the topic.

150 points to gryffindor mature

  • Where Ravenclaw wins the quidditch match and Jongdae loses dignity in front of the whole school.
sep 24 2017 ∞
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i'm here for a funeral mature

  • Doyoung – I'm here for a funeral :/ / Johnny – Oh I'm sorry / Johnny – My cock is throbbing for you
sep 9 2018 ∞
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˖⁺༉♡॰ॱ poly fics

fic count: 3

buckle up, this gunsliger's loaded mature (taeyong / johnny / doyoung )

  • taeyong and johnny are playing overwatch, dongyoung interrupts but in the best way possible

may i touch said hemature (johnny / jaehyun / doyoung)

  • "this whole dibs thing is so childish," taeyong rolls his eyes and turns away from the two. “why don’t you let your little crush decide? he deserves some say in this all.” "so we compete to earn his affection?" yoonoh clarifies, perking up at the thought of competition. [or: yoonoh and youngho accidentally have a threesome.]

room for two

  • Spending his Saturday night half-boozed, ...
sep 8 2018 ∞
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the "he's with me" and their gallic shru...

  • Jungwoo got ditched. Yukhei thinks he looked miserable so he pretends to be late.

two minute warningmature

  • Balancing being their team’s star player and a proper boyfriend is stressful. Scheduled weekly dinner dates helps. (Makeouts behind the bleachers before a big game helps, too.)

sugarmature

  • “Maybe you’ll bring me a cupcake? You know, when you make some with my sugar. I’d like to try your cupcakes,” Jungwoo said, and Yukhei wasn’t sure if it was sheer delirium or not, but he finally managed to summon enough inner strength to behave like the flirtatious side of him...
jul 5 2018 ∞
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