• "Milk for the Duck"

ZAP! unlaid / for 20 days

my sexual image isn't worth a shit.

If I were dead I couldn't attract a female fly.

• It's Raining in Love"

I don't know what it is, but I distrust myself when I start to like a girl a lot.

It makes me nervous. I don’t say the right things or perhaps I start to examine, evaluate, compute what I am saying.

If I say, "Do you think it's going to rain?" and she says, "I don’t know," I start thinking: Does she really like me?

In other words I get a little creepy.

A friend of mine once said, "It's twenty times better to be friends with someone than it is to be in love with them."

I think he's right and besides, it's raining somewhere, programming flowers and keeping snails happy. That's all taken care of.

BUT if a girl likes me a lot and starts getting real nervous and suddenly begins asking me funny questions and looks sad if I give the wrong answers and she says things like, "Do you think it's going to rain?" and I say, "It beats me," and she says, "Oh," and looks a little sad at the clear blue California sky I think: Thank God, it's you, baby, this time instead of me.

• "Information"

Any thought that I have right now isn't worth a shit because I'm totally fucked up.

• "They Are Really Having Fun"

They are really having fun, drinking glasses of wine and talking about things that they like.

• "For Fear You Will Be Alone"

For fear you will be alone you do so many things that aren't you at all.

• "Fuck Me Like Fried Potatoes"

Fuck me like fried potatoes on the most beautifully hungry morning of my God-damn life.

• "Rendezvous"

Where you are now I will join you.

• "Your Love"

Your love Somebody else needs it I don't.

• "Please"

Do you think of me as often as I think of you?